Land of the free, where you can’t even choose your own haircut

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Well, no. He just asks his buddy Trump to tell the SEC to drop the charges in a few days. So no fine at all.

Probably more like a city / country problem

Well yeah, that‘s just how people work. Mastodon is unfortunately also not really a catchy name. Combined with the seemingly complicated system behind it, it probably never had a chance to begin with.