Hey now, Satan didn’t do anything deserving of that comparison! That’s pure Fury of God right there

Barnetts Mega Sour Fizz Bombs are insanely sour for about a minute. We love sour candy in our house, but we can only have two a day for the damage they do. They can be tough to find if avoiding Amazon, we have to get them from a British imports store a few cities over.

Freeze-dried sour Skittles are also excellent. They’ll be gone pretty fast

Don’t spoil the apples, feed them to the wildlife!

Wow, we actually have something in common