DWI? DUI? What’s the difference? The drunks alcohol enthusiasts over at Forbes magazine explain the difference…for those of you who don’t have to cover one eye to focus.

Stay sick, scratch glass, turn blue, climb walls…but don’t get caught!
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Is this a first in history: a true Onion article that could be posted in !nottheonion? 🤣 😭

What We Want Now
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Thank you for that, sincerely. Not to be headstrong—you are technically correct, I had parsed it wrong and my correction is coming forthwith—but contracting “who has” is clumsy in this case.

This just in – The Detroit News: “Pro-Trump lawyer’s Michigan trial planned ahead of November election”

The Michigan criminal trial of Stefanie Lambert, a lawyer who’s advanced dubious claims of voter fraud across an array of battleground states, will take place in the months ahead of the Nov. 5 presidential election, a judge indicated Thursday.

Oakland County Circuit Court Judge Jeffery Matis said he’s planning for Lambert’s trial to begin at 8:30 a.m. July 15. She’s facing four felony charges over allegations that she conspired to improperly access tabulators that were used in Michigan’s 2020 election.

Lambert’s upcoming trial, which could feature a handful of prominent witnesses, could shine new light on the efforts of Trump supporters to challenge his loss in the 2020 election as Trump seeks another term in the White House.

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A Stevie Wonder link? What are you talking about? That link goes to the WaPo article.

I bet you like Necco wafers too.

Screw, tin man.

Meanwhile, it’s finally proven that all RM Palmer Company chocolates (Easter bunnies, lambs, “gelt”, etc.) are actually made from rejected Crayola brown crayons and have been since 1961!

• Washington Post: RM Palmer Easter Bunnies made from Crayola factory-seconds

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