I pray for calf cramps, those are easy to deal with. Chin? Fuck fuck fuck no
I am an enigma wrapped in a burrito that is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket
I pray for calf cramps, those are easy to deal with. Chin? Fuck fuck fuck no
NO
(As I devour half a bag of family sized Lays)
NOT ME
I was in this picture, and I still don’t like it.
Pick them up, quick, before they just blink out of existence.
wat
Did you even respond to the correct post??
Wife repeated a line from the Butthole Surfer’s song Pepper when she reads the news :D
You need to double tap that royalty
“Forget everything you know about slipcovers!”
“through” is just cheating at Scrabble
We call an ambulance we get fire dept first responders, then an ambulance if you need it. Never got the police, and we have done it many times with my father in law with heart issues.
… And I live in Tulsa
And my sword!
Right? I was all “Giant baby Nic Cage? wat”
I thought I was in programmer humor for a sec when I first saw the image, then I died a little bit
When does it happen? I’m 53, and still obsessed with software development and technology in general. Moving to the country sound like it’s nice and quiet, but too far away from urban things I enjoy.
Bu h onion nws n work nds h lr !
Oh no, a leopard ate my face!
FFLAGK BIDEN
wat
Nah, he disappeared in a puff of logic because of the babel fish.
Dey derrka durr!