*lightning

Keep it simple and just measure in terms of seconds since the Big Bang. The current time is 435,884,579,968,052,736 seconds, easy peasy

It’s giving “The Boy in the Striped Pajamas”

Is this intended to be relatable or scornful?

Only one way to settle this. Every politician in the world has to fight it out in the Thunderdome to see who will be declared the winner.

I get it on mobile on Safari sometimes too

As I understand it, no. An autism diagnosis is only given if certain criteria are met.

Imagine a swimming pool. There are people swimming in the shallow water, there are people swimming in the medium depth water, and there are people swimming in the deep end of the pool. These can represent the 3 levels of intensity that autism diagnoses are broken down into. However, there are also people outside of the water sunbathing in the pool’s beach chairs. These can represent the allistic (non-autistic) individuals. They are still at the pool but they are not in the water at any depth.

(Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor)

How is “Io” pronounced? That is a capital “i” and not a lowercase “L”, correct?

The spoon was invented by the Reverend William Archibald Spooner

Is there a more common epithet?

I apologize for my error! I will avoid using em-dashes in the future. Would you like to delve deeper into other tropes of AI writing? As of my most recent update, other tropes of AI writing include the following:

1. Lists
2. Surface level falsities
3. Use of em-dashes
4. Inability to find sources for information
5. Repetition
6. Using em-dashes
7. Internal contradictions
8. Uncanny positivity and encouragement

Any of these would be a great trope of A.I. writing — Would you like to discuss any of the listed items?

I see. Your priority is quantity over quality. Gross quantity is gross. Not gross quality is not gross. I’m sorry I suggested you learn a new skill and do little more than type a sentence — I’m sure that must be strenuous for you.

It is very simple to find a stock image of a milk carton, a stock image of a stoat, a white rectangle, and text boxes and to compose them all in Google Sheets, Microsoft PowerPoint, or any other editor program

Edit: I’ll even refer you to the website remove.bg as a way to quickly edit out backgrounds if any of the stock images you find aren’t against a transparent or white background

Imagine a guy who sports Confederate flag merch for the visual aesthetic but actually recognizes that they suck

What’s with the weird vertical artifacts in this image?

That will go nicely with a tape measure that uses the Chinese inch (cùn), which is equal to 1.312 imperial inches

I’ve seen this template numerous times but I had never noticed that she was carrying a baby in the second panel

@rimu@piefed.social (the dev for Piefed and also the admin of OP’s host instance Piefed.social)

Is the reputation filter a built-in part of Piefed or is instead specific to the host instances which opt into it? It seems like the function is getting a lukewarm reception, but I don’t know if it will ultimately be for the better or the worse to have it.

Nah you’re just gooning on main and it’s icky

Wait, you all don’t create the content you post? And you all also don’t do what you can to credit those who made the content that you don’t make? Then what have I been doing all of that for?