perfect, yes 😆

Had an ex who used to say “but Shrek is Love Shrek is Life” in the same tone somebody might say “but wadya gonna do ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯”

I can attest it’s really funny. I get a sick kind of pleasure from evoking discomfort in people who don’t want me to like them. I’m not really good at being nasty to people so it’s something I started doing when I learned nasty people don’t like it when you’re nice to them or unfazed by their vampire antics.

If you’ve heard of “mirroring” before, that’s my favorite. Mirroring people who don’t like you fucks them up in ways I don’t think I could with words

get really really enthusiastically interested in the watch. ask for details seem super impressed. massage that wealthy ego to the point of basically a blow job. but then just like keep going. see how long you can keep the topic on that one specific watch. don’t ever let him talk about anything that the watch means or about the dynamic he tried to establish.

optionally, loose interest and leave without ever having let anything be said that wasn’t about the watch. this is how you weaponize autism against egotists.

can’t eat them :(

oop! too late i already love you, get wrecked, the suicide is off. if you read this u r gay and you can’t die gay because it’s pride month 😠

shit’s got 80 million ads now. get fucked, ICE owl

I wish I was half the man he is

Op, I love 3 of those things pretty deeply and I hate most things. Somebody can love you.

same. I’m not quite at the point of suicide yet but I definitely don’t need to live into my goddamn 80’s 50’s. not here, not now.

holy hell it’s Postal

“let them roast marshmallows?”