

Looks like it’s gonna be one awesome feast!
Looks like it’s gonna be one awesome feast!
Who gets little Vance?
Was homoemo before homoerectus?
Tutant meenage neetle teetles!
Absolutely gorgeous. It goes to show how wonderful a space can be if you design it right.
Hickory smoked boner.
A rare turbo pregnancy!
Oh! This one jar that is freakin stuck super bad.
You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.
Lime Green Skittle Script:
(Bond opens the ring)
Bond: Damn. I’ve been…Skittled.
(Bond music opening)
HE HAS A RING.
A LITTLE GOLDEN RING.
FILLED WITH ONE.
AND ONLY ONE.
LIME GREEN SKITTLE.
Sorry Nike, but turn your logo upside down, kick off those sneakers and light up a NEWPORT.
Silence of the Furbies.
The violent rumbling is actually a relaxing massage.
Non, monsieur. Eye vill not recommend a wine for yur chickon streeps.
It pays off in the moment but then you die to death the next day.
(A girl is born)
Doc: BRING FORWARD THE LARGEST BOW.
This could be us but you clownin.
#5 sleeping dicks out like Winnie the Pooh.