Well, in the Christmas spirit, my family’s version of these, courtesy of a century spent in Nebraska.
Line the bottom of a cake pan with pretzels, mix up mixed berry jello, with or without the true berries inside, and add whipped cream to the top. Let it set in the fridge before serving. Adds a nice bit of sweet and salty, and an appreciable crunch.






I mean damn, at least you know you’re gonna have a chance to become an atmospheric storytelling skeleton or blast shadow, but that’s some bad damn luck.