Are you able to swim? Braces necessary?

This is moronic

Well Putin is simply dictating his list so yeah

Jorts.horse

This is really cool, it helped me find an instance that specializes in shitposting, much appreciated!

Anybody recommend a good mastodon instance?

Thrawn’s brilliant reverse stranger maneuver, works every time

“Fragile”

No need to migrate to a decentralized platform like Mastodon at all!

Someone should tell him

X, is that Musk’s new fascist website?

Americans view the terms immigrant and immigration negatively

The billionaire cosplayer feels inadequate next to the actual billionaire

Oh it might be one of the people he threatened to rape

Knit wool sweaters. You can get them for cheap at thrift stores, they are the brick shithouses of clothing. Warm as hell even when wet, safe around camp fires, and you look fly

They can’t intimidate little shitler, he doesn’t even understand the meaning of the word tariff!!