It’s their way of informing you of what happened while you were under anesthesia, without the awkward conversation.
slakje
Virtual snailfriend.
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slakje@piefed.socialto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Aight. Let's be honest. How many of you dress for yourselves, and how many dress for others?English3·4 days agoBoth. I add my own personal style into outfits that are appropriate for the event I am going to and for the season. I do like the extra attention that comes from dressing a bit fancier, but not at the expense of my comfort and I own very few things that require special care or maintenance.
slakje@piefed.socialto Funny@sh.itjust.works•If you need me, I'll be over here screaming into a pillowEnglish38·4 days agoYou need to pour confidently. You can’t let the liquid sense your fear.
slakje@piefed.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You wake up as a random 10-year-old in 2002 with your memories intact. In your hand is a USB drive with a backup of Wikipedia as of Jan 1 2025. You must keep your identity secret. What do you do?English8·6 days agoI would just be happy to have a re-start at life and a chance to make better choices. Enjoy simpler times, get a head start on hobbies and passions, see my favorite bands that are no longer around :)
Eventually I would invest in things which would earn me a safety net and extra income (hard to do that as a 10 year old), but not in companies that go against my values. I don’t need to get rich but I would like enough to be able to benefit my loved ones and community. Not the most ambitious, but practical.
There are probably a couple of them who would be envious that they didn’t have the opportunity while they were alive. (Not a defense of AI girlfriends, just a joke and semi-relevant meme)
slakje@piefed.socialto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If the butthole had evolved in a place you could see, hemorrhoids wouldn't existEnglish25·8 days agoHemorrhoids are caused by excessive pressure in the veins around the anus and not because they just like to come out when you’re not looking lol.
Besides, people walk around with all kinds of visible swelling/irritations on other body parts all the time when they can’t immediately treat them.
slakje@piefed.socialto Privacy@lemmy.ml•Is a Dumb Phones paired with Smartphone possible?English6·8 days agoI don’t see why you couldn’t have two separate devices - a basic smartphone that has only the apps you need for work (and no other personal information on it such as photos, contacts, etc.) and a “dumbphone” for personal use.
You can use the smartphone without a SIM card if you don’t need to receive calls or texts (some authenticators only require you to enter a code in their app instead of calling or texting you). There are also VOIP and virtual numbers you that you can use on that device if you need call and text features without giving away your personal number.
I like the rugged CAT dumb phones and believe Nokia still makes decent ones.
slakje@piefed.socialto Casual Conversation@piefed.social•What are good ways to fill downtime at work?English6·8 days ago- Study skills or certifications that can help you advance at work
- Read
- Walk or do light exercises or stretches if conditions allow
- Clean up your files and personal space
- Write down things you need to get done for the rest of the day to buy (if you’re forgetful like me)
Was is Crimson Room or one of its follow-ups?
slakje@piefed.socialto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is there a drink with taste of energy drink without caffeine?English10·18 days agoI did a quick search online for caffeine-free energy drinks and saw a brand called Sparking Ice mentioned a few times as having variants without caffeine, as well as Monster Unleaded.
Monosaccharide mommy is what I aspire to be.
That’s a more positive answer than “handlebars”, so let’s assume “yes”.
slakje@piefed.socialto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Deaf people get to avoid a lot of argumentsEnglish21·26 days agoGood take. Some things are not even worth engaging with and my life has been much calmer since that realization.
Going back to the shower thought, turning off your hearing aids during an argument is like a live version of putting someone on mute.
slakje@piefed.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Productive sites/apps to use when boredEnglish5·1 month agoLanguage learning is one thing that can be done when you only have your phone on you but want to be productive. Browsing Wikipedia can also lead you down some interesting rabbit holes where you end up learning something new. I’ll also use downtime to clean up my files and photos.
Whenever I am using the kitchen is the exact moment that everyone else decides they need something from it and try to shove past me.
I’ve also learned to let people form their own opinions on the food I made instead of preemptively telling them it didn’t come out as well as it could have. Unless it was my first time making something complex, they’ve always been satisfied :)
slakje@piefed.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How do you balance enjoying what you do with having friends?English14·1 month agoFirst, it’s not only you: making plans that accommodate everyone’s schedules and budgets can be tricky, especially if a lot of people are involved, so you might not be doing anything wrong. You can try letting them know what you want to do earlier in advance so that they know not to make plans for the day. People are more likely to respond to concrete dates, times, and locations instead of vague ones.
Also not all of your friends are going to share your hobbies and interests and that’s ok. Try inviting just the ones you know for sure enjoy the things you do, or joining clubs or activity groups for those things to potentially meet new people to do them with. The time with your other friends can be spent on things you know they want to participate in and can afford.
Appreciate the honesty about the AI disclaimer.
slakje@piefed.socialto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was your last “impulse buy” and was it worth it?English5·1 month agoMetallic mini backpack.
Worth it. I love the color, it was on sale, and I hate carrying purses.
Always make sure your loved ones are buckled up.
Just about anything creative: music, art, writing. It doesn’t stop me from trying, but it’s clear the creative vision or raw talent that some others have is missing.