Break a leg!

Eminem?

Expecting corporations to “solve important problems in the world” is foolish though. You should expect your government to tax them fairly so that they can work on people problems and maybe it takes corporations a few years longer to afford their own fleet of nuclear power stations.

Spraying water seems too tame. Next time spray horny bug pheromones so they multiply like rabbits!

Respect to yo mama.

What fucking motive could possibly excuse abandoning entire states’ worth of people who were devastated by something outside their control?

If you vote for Trump, you’re a dumb piece of shit. It actually is that simple. You may not think you’re dumb or a piece of shit, but at a federal level, you’re both.

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“The Purge”.

Couldn’t pay me $10M to live in a building with that fuck’s name on it. Hope they’ll all ashamed of their address.

Bahaha I had this same thought! He’d crush it, too

Y’all fought and killed a bunch of each other but, after defeating them, both sides just returned to the dinner table like things were normal again… Despite one of them having tried and failed to destroy it all.

How were they not just deplatformed entirely? Money, I guess?

I can’t fathom anything other than straight-up rage towards them. I don’t understand how the needle’s way over there near “pity”!

It proves they’re mentally unfit to operate a vehicle.

Pro tip: just scan what you can in 3 minutes and take the rest as payment for doing their work.

Jonathan would draw yuge crowds.

Ahh, could this be why I’ve started peeing blood and am so irritable all the time?

Their leadership should be broken up into smaller pieces.

Narrator: they won’t.

But did he throw paper towels at them?

Only because things are too expensive for plebes to buy outright! Mortgages are basically subscriptions too. Or “layaway” at least.

Thanks to monthly payments for everything, you can have whatever TV you want!