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Polpot literally ordered the deaths of people with glasses because they looked intellectual.

He’s the people’s VP

Walz once helped me rewire the electricity in my house. When I thanked him, he said he was happy to help.

Tim Walz saw me doing yard work in the heat, so he picked up the weedeater and did the edging to help me get done faster

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

It would definitely be over 9000!

Hey. Don’t blame Vance for some couch buggery. They are called Love Seats for a reason.

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

Gun reform advocates figure out how representative government works

I got the gender lung, Pops

This is an adVANCEd meme

“Deliberately ambiguous”

I don’t think that means what they think that means.

They’re the secret gift RFK was giving us all along. What a patriot.

Wacky ole’ Drumpf at it again

I favor calling him the Prime Dude

Given Biden’s support for Israel soured a lot of younger voters, this is a good strategy to potentially get them back

The horse deserves a couch to lounge on. The poor thing has been standing in the field for so long.

Whoa. “Chugga” is our word

The convention for the party hellbent on destroying women’s rights was a sausage fest?! I shan’t believe it.

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?