the best kind of tart

woah i have a phobia of penises with teeth

where did you get a picture of my cat?!

i’m not resist/antisemetic/etc buuuut ……

maybe how i explained it poorly but its really meant to click to have enough space to put your lips, but the cap has a dot of juice stuck to it, so whenever you do that, you run the risk to get splashed

i just opened a strawberry juice from a bottle with the cap attached and when i pushed it far enough so it doesnt mash against my face, it clicked and sprayed me with juice that is now forever gonna stain my shirt

fuck these caps

at my last workplace we used a service called browserstack which cost something like 10$ a month, it allows you to run almost any combination of os/browser versions. you can even set it up to access a local server if you’re running one on your device machine for example. took out all the headache of running the specific ie version that the client was reporting bugs on it worked great but you can definitely find similar services to suit your use case

“we value your privacy” which is why we share your info with just about anyone we deem a “partner”

you mean jearaffe

a rubber room?

what? i always thought it was estimated time of arrival

what the hell does edit to add even mean ?