deutsche bahn would still be late

the appearance of excalistapler heralds the returnal of Klaus

praise his name

epson is kinda scummy with their ink cartridges and also has bloat

brother is superior

that name invokes the old horror that is printers

prediction if this becomes widespread: soon they will have their own wireless internet connection just so they wont have to rely on your network to spy on you lel😎

slytherin

does it also straight up ignore special commands like -whatever i could swear you could use that on many sites and it worked as "exclude this "

sach ma du pimml, ich zei dir glei germapfobe. !!!111einseinself

2+2 is actually 5 I’ve read it in a book with a bunch of numbers as a title. its basic knowledge, just like: War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength

RL patch when?

even worse if they are on trails intended for hiking on foot :-) every bike there is one to many

afd = russian asset

indeed. they once dropped my package in front of a random house 3 streets away and we played a guessing game over the visisble surroundings on the delivery “success” picture. without success on our part, the person living there found us first. since the adress on the packaging wasnt as hard to find

DHL is not the worst oen operating in germany. its not even close

hermes sets a low bar

no. i prefer we fuck around and find out

after seeing this:

💚💚💚💚

before seeing this:

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doctors are way to overbooked and overworked. people being offended by actual solutions really doesn’t help.

can we have some other guy where these people can go to, to relax the system?

just some dude who tells them: hell yeah sis! its ok, eat yourself to death! here take some drugs so you dont notice your problems anymore, bye

you don’t need a highly trained professional for that. cheap solution

oh sweet, looks like fantasy dwarves built it

but they worked to hard to create those loopholes.

don’t you value honest work?

he is missing a vital bodypart to a healthy marriage. is that why he wants to sneak up to her?