Sure thing, boss, working on it

Right, 'cause of the Doritos.

This is why we love Germans. Unironically.

No one wants to protect the president anymore

And yet when I try to SPRICH DEUTCH to actual live Germans they give me a pitying look and firmly reply in perfect English

I ain’t saying I believe this. I think it has a low but non zero plausibility level. It’s also not ‘faked’, my hypothetical is a real guy really shooting at trump but with the scenario manipulated to limit permanent damage or death of the candidate.

It’s more believable than a full faked assassination attempt with fake blood, given the proximity of bystanders and cameras.

Be creative. Let’s say you are a decision maker in Trump’s orbit. You think now is a good time to do something big to fire up your base.

Do you tell trump and risk bad acting or do you set it up without his knowledge? I believe the injury is genuine but that doesn’t rule out the idea that the situation was set up to have a minimal chance of permanent injury to the candidate while giving him incredible PR and the chance to look strong.

I have seen zero people saying that

E: Never mind I see it.

Statistics - the last refuge of cowards.

Based gulls

Hard to believe this take is from .ml 😳

No. Different people are responsible for bringing those other cases to trial. I agree that those other cases should be tried but that’s a terrible argument for not prosecuting this one.

It sounds like you are saying that unless we prosecute EVERY OTHER case on this issue, we should just forget about it?

The same road 2 sprints later

https://www.vice.com/en/article/mbm74x/computer-scientist-richard-stallman-resigns-from-mit-over-epstein-comments

Smart guy. Not a good person. Don’t idolize people

‘horrible’ is not a useful metric for human beings. It’s entirely subjective. If you want to define it as their net impact on the world (still pretty vague), then yes - negative actions are not counterbalanced by hypothetical good intentions

I expect she has a Wormtongue whispering in her ear the way Feinstein’s aides were calling the shots

That’s this:

Whitney Houston

Id do this if you could get LED ground effects attached to the bait&tackle, good for the dramatic reveal