purplexed

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

“we’re reaching out to you about your cart’s extended warranty…”

“you’ve got reaaall priddyy eyes, miss!”

It’s not unusual

!remindme 1.5 years

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

And from kids! The circle is complete

You take that back, that lesson was beautiful

Definitely skip the candy dildo thong

First time was an accident, second one was for fun

It’s not sad or great, it’s ridiculous. There’s never been a third toot.

Hostel

I misread that, but I’m still curious

And the cylinder

I’m more of a Robotnik guy myself

Ooo*

Because violence only happens in Minecraft

That’s what the little soap puck in the urinal is for

Pam pam param boyos!

That just turns you more Canadian