My kids won’t have this problem. Given the circumstances that have been obvious for 40-50 years I made the best and most responsible parenting decision possible. I didn’t have any.

Plate of olives and a liter of beer used to be my go-to after work wind down snack.

Approved for the use of Red Forman, instead of that dumbass.

Autopilot engineers in meeting: ‘Oh, hi… You’re… here.’