Perhaps http://meninhats.com?

Theory of relativity. Which one is in the mirror is entirely dependent on your frame of reference.

Thinks she’s Sisko, but she’s Kai Winn.

Barely an inconvenience!

Gay men are men, trans women are women.

How is that better? Either way, its responding to a proud dad by dismissing all their kid’s accomplishments in order to pivot to something you think your kid does better.

It’d be kinder to “yes, and” the bragging: “That’s great your kid aced his math test. Sounds like he’s going places. My kid’s doing great, too. He has loads of friends over every weekend and they always laugh at his jokes.” It doesn’t matter if it’s a different kind of success, you should still acknowledge their kid’s accomplishments before you brag about yours.

To be pedantic, Supermen was created by a pair of Canucks and The Boys is the brainchild of an Irishman.