**bangs chest**  
**glass panel of case explodes**

I do feel a dom/sub relationship with Linux right now as I try to build some flatpaks - so that is very fitting.

I dont want to crawl under a car. Puncturing the radiator is a way to quickly immobilize a vehicle in a way that requires substantial repair. All of these “sugar in th gas tank!” “unscrew their tire stems!” ideas sound fun but they take time and thus make them fantasies. I want something quick and obvious that succeeds.

So break their fucking radiators.

Yeah that’s why I think radiator damage is the way to go. They will most likely get stuck on the freeway which is a royal fucking pain.

I’m surprised I haven’t seen more calls to puncture the radiator. That would lead to the engine shutting off and being immobilized pretty quickly.

Can you change the password prompt to “tell me your safeword first:”?

Eww it’s made by KB? But how will the home owners be able to burn it down for insurance money when they realize everything about it is total garbage?

Whoa that’s SUPER illegal

That sounds nice and all but linux still is subject to exploits and the open sourced nature of it makes it an enticing target for state actors to include extremely well made obfuscated exploits. I dont know how to win here, tbh.

The live lettuce sold with the roots in a puck of dirt is great. It stays crisp and fresh for weeks.

Well, I do think you’re wrong about quite a lot of that. So yeah that is in fact controversial. Upvoted.

But I agree websites are a bloated mess that shouldn’t be made on a giant javascript stack of unreadable unmaintainable garbage. It’d be cool if we got something more like applets. But then we’d have to design a framework that operates in a sandbox and is limited to only functions that are safe to perform on your computer without trusting the author and make it easy to write so developers can build it and… we’re back at html+css+javascript.

I think the big thing we need to do is fully replace javascript.

They’re worse in the business space too. Teams is crashing on me daily.

OK so this is meant for revenge porn / stolen photos… but it’s written so broadly that it will affect basically any online speech. Great.