It’s one of their chief weapons

you could just fill a tortilla with laxatives and blunderbuss buckshot for similar end results

“Many of the wider group did not want to be here with journalists; I’m told they include law enforcement officers and federal agents.”

BY GAWD

I AM SHOOKETH

It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with keep the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.

Edit: choice of wordS

“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”

Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

wait I actually get that

Ha, I can read 50% of this meme

I believe I am more confused than if I could read none

I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)

They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

when yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎

Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

Source: I made it up

Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠

I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came

༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I think the D20 episode’s gonna get it

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

Outside, where grass is real and may be touched

The call is coming from inside the call