I repeat back something generic until someone corrects me
Good enough for management, good enough for me
I repeat back something generic until someone corrects me
Good enough for management, good enough for me


Toto’s Dune theme plays


I wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏
no thats what makes metals magnetic


if deers are vegetarian why has it targeted me so
why is the UN so hell bent against OP?
its spelt feromophnes
The worst part is, I get it. There’s nothing that makes the primal drums pound in my head and set my ancestral needs aflame quite like a woman who has showered, worn light perfume, but I can tell hasn’t worn deodorant when I’m up close. If she reaches for that stick of deodorant, I’m grabbing it, breaking it in half, and raise its broken carcass in front of the other deodorant sticks so they may know fear.


did you know how fat her juggs were before you said that tho
Wait why is your account not even 30 days old?
Haven’t you been posting for years?
its not that i had sex
its that sex had me 😔
Tell me about it! My spouse was pissed when they found out about my hobbies that I was doing outside of the house, like having sex with other people


French and english labels? Tabarnak 🇨🇦
I do but they’re kinda shitty
Some guy called Lord Smegma used humour at an inappropriate time? I am smegged


No worries, eh?
Over here it’s mostly just hosers and posers. Neither really unethical. Except for Alberta
got one of those rashes that look super contagious?
Just guessing, but she probably felt hurt and rejected. Doesn’t matter how kindly you phrase it, her hopes and wants were built on fragile insecurity in the temperament of turbulent emotions. The slightest breeze of sincerity, no matter how warm, was all it took to break down her shelter of dreams. It left her naked and exposed to the elements of loneliness, within the closed borders of her skull - what chance did your kindness have when the envoys find themselves crashing upon walls, and her ears herald that they must be under attack?
I mean maybe you just said something really wacky but elsewise nah you’re fine