if this is true, then why am I not genocidal against people who can’t get none

stackable % based damage increase

If your Ring of Ludicrous Fury just cancels out your Lance Modifier for Attack Opportunity, I’d rather just sell the ring

what an explosion of taste

You’re tearing me apaaaart, Chichi!

Ha, jokes on you, I’m not kissing anyone right now!

I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.

The comments might get a little Messi

It’s like the relief that comes with explosive diarrhea. It’s just not the same without it

This happens to me regularly, I just kinda kick it out of my shorts between coughs

He was very cat-like, to be fair

I don’t know if the question should be the absence of, but which would you attribute beautiful and which underwhelming. Would you prefer an underwhelming penis with beautiful balls, or a beautiful penis with underwhelming balls?

If you stay seated it’s just your legs that get aerosolized and that’s even easier to wash

what is gen alpha on

what are the cool hip kids memeing

I won’t get it but tell me like I would. Make me feel young again

I knew it

I daren’t question doja cat’s choices

have you never beheld a sweet, buttered cob

yeah pretty much the same reaction everyone had

I thought the problem is that the amount of dog bites don’t go down when you ban breeds - it just changes to another?

All the studies I’ve seen suggest strong licensing over all dogs, regardless of breed, is the most effective at reducing dog bite injuries and fatalities

That said I’m not great at extrapolating data so if someone can point out anything I’ve missed in that, I’d greatly appreciate it.

https://www.dogbitestudies.org/

Somewhat phallic object looking like it’s about to enter some sort of cavity