Back in my day you had the break wind up hill both ways

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But if the same time as 4am now fell on 20:00 people locally would know its super early

Guy gets laid night

I just figured because he was abducted chained and abused in a basement I didn’t realize, that makes it even more sad

TIL I always imagine the guy in the basement of the shop in the movie pulp fiction

Pooping there’s a stomach virus going around and I think I just got it

Telling them its not that bad

Probably farts

I was walking and dropped a paper I had just got from the printer and I bent down to get it and my back hurt so bad I had to stay bent over for like 15 minutes

Why is your shoulder so dislocaty

Back in their day they slept wrong for breakfast

Sometimes it doesn’t work too great, I’ve jumped instances every few months and had to manually copy pasta saved posts and comments plus resubscribe to communities

The thing about chihuahuas is they get other dogs to do their dirty work

Caramena said a pack of three dogs dug under two six-inch chainlink fences to reach the communal animal enclosure on the night of Jan. 19. Happy Hollow staff members found the slaughtered equines covered in bite marks the following morning.

The third canine, a chihuahua, has not been caught but is "not considered a threat.

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/happy-hollow-san-jose-horses-donkey-dog-maul-dead-12537735.php

I don’t know what to tell you haha that’s just how I spelt it growing up until I saw a band that spelled it among and had to look it up, I think just having the o without the u felt strange

As an American I don’t know where I learned to spell everything with a u like colour or amoung as a kid but I was so confused when my phone kept correcting me

You do one then the other

I can’t see the censored thing

I’ve had to chase the neighbor’s cat away several times in the mornings before work because the scrub jays that had a nest in our bushes would be screaming at 5 in the morning because the cat would be out there