“Babe, please take your medication!” The True Alpha Male:
True alphas die a preventable death!
i’m too old to know for sure, but i think you’re talking about sigmas. alphas are my generation’s leroys.
Yeah an alpha would be socialized into thinking that dying should be avoided, whereas a sigma sees past such archaic norms.
we’re about to get a whole generation of wannabe johnny depps, eh?
Definitely
I’m not sure I want to know what these words mean in that order
honest question: why are you even on the internet? i’m sure a barn need building somewhere…
There’s a thing called having a life. You should try it sometime. But I do still enjoy being on the internet!
“having a life” would imply that you’d talk to kids and would already know this shit. right?
feed me your downvotes. i thrive on iditos (it’s spanish)
Having friends does not equal talking to kids. Taking to kids does not equal having them explain their slang.
sorry, i’m actually just shitposting. but you’re right - some people are just dicks that don’t listen to people.
Rough, because my solution to fatigue is to drink enough caffeine to cause severe heart palpitations and chest burn
You ever see a lion “limber up” before it takes down a gazelle?
I’m pretty sure cats of all sizes love their stretches.
