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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • Rhonda Sandtits@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Holds up wrist sporting a Casio F-91W “Al-Qaida”

    Big deal… This watch also costs more than my car.

  • phlegmy@sh.itjust.works
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    Do you say shit like that because nobody can tell the difference between your watch and a cheap one?

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    Anyone who spends more on a watch than a car has poor money management. Fuck, what a waste. There’s no way any watch is worth more than $1000 other than for clout which is stupid.

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    All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”

    Verbose disses only work in rap

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      Aahhhh winner:

      “that watch?”

      You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea

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      Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      Or a Guy Richie film.

      “Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        *scratches head with gun*

    • Diurnambule@jlai.lu
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      Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?

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    The classic “OK boomer” still gets them angry, if that’s what you’re after

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      This is right, where every other comment in this thread is wrong.

      Don’t take the bait.

      Even just a flat OK is better than taking the bait. Honestly, silence is better.

      Do you care? Then you are poor and mad.

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        Ah unimpressed ok is probably the best response.

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          Sarcastic “cool” works even better.

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        This would be my response: “Oh wow! That’s so cool, I didn’t know Casio made watches that expensive!”

      • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr
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        Well “ok boomer” is just replying with another rage bait

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          Yeah, bait for them. The point is to make them more mad than you are, that’s how you damage their social reputation.

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            They can hit you with the “you’re cringe” and then your reputation is damaged

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              “No U” - reputation saved

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                Oh, the oldest trick in the book

                There’s still the uno reverse picture. So many counters! Exciting!

                • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                  I don’t know if you’re being serious or not.

                  You’ve got to follow the pulse of the crowd. “You’re cringe” either sounds like the final blow to a shaky-legged cringe lord, or the last gasp of air from a voice-cracking, 14-year-old tough guy, depending on who the crowd is already inclined to agree with and possibly on whether they know what a floppy drive is.

                  The bottom line, though, is if you can get the crowd to cheer, then you can get other people to cheer.

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        Pretty sure no one is replying seriously.

      • vala@lemmy.world
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        Idk man the Godzilla watch in the other comment got hands.

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      What if they’re 25?

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        Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.

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          You must be good at tryNotToGoToPrison%

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        Then OK boomer is even better.

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        Uuuh… ok?.. Weirdo…

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      LMFAO

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    Do have some other investmentadvice I shouldn’t heed?

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    A new London bus costs around £300k, so whilst is plausible that the watch cost more than my ‘car’, it’s a pretty stupid way of spending that amount of money…

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    “Okay?”

    I am not a friend of clever comebacks. People who point these things out are pathetic and people who get triggered by that only slightly less so.

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    My car was a present, any watch costs more than my car

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    Last time I gave a fuck was when I were with your wife

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    “Does it keep better time than my 15 dollar digital Casio? Is it sturdier? Will it last longer? Is it more comfortable? No? So you spent a ridiculous amount of money to buy a less functional watch made out of precious essential materials just to try to impress people like me?”

    Honestly though, if you want to piss watch people off, just say “Oh, it looks just like a regular watch, thanks for pointing it out”.

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      “Oh, I thought you bought a cheap knockoff like anyone who can handle money. Looks just like one.”

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    “Interesting, may I see?” And when they hold their wrist up to you, inspect it closely, then lick it, make some faces like a wine connoisseur, shake your head and say :“It’s fake” turn around and disengage.

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    Heh, amateur hour. Let me show you my watch.

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      The 3rd feature really convinced me

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      Godzila is more likely to keep accurate time.

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    Why the fuck would I drive a watch ?

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    So being rich is a fairly new thing to you? What are you gonna do when you get used to it?

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