Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani made history Tuesday night when he was elected the first Muslim mayor of New York City. The Onion fact-checks the claims being made about Mamdani. Claim: Mamdani is a nepo baby. True: Mamdani is the eldest son of Bill de Blasio and Ed Koch. Claim: Mamdani will destroy New York City. […]
Claim: Mamdani is a communist.
False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.
I’m pretty sure the President of the Internet told me the Onion wasn’t allowed to tell the truth. Al Gore wouldn’t lie to me, would he?