Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.
Dan, just put the cookies somewhere within reach!
Dan 👏 can’t 👏 reach 👏 the 👏 cookies 👏
god, the reading comprehension on this site
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In my experience it’s easier to get a ladder than a girlfriend, but YMMV.
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Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.
But must we imagine him happy?
He’s not happy because he can’t reach the cookies.
Or is he happy precisely because he has something to pursue? 🤔
Then Dan might eat too many cookies.
Yes, we will need willpower.
Dan said he’s looking for a gf. I’m sure Will is nice but he’s not invited
Be reasonable.