Oh man I’m constantly training for something, but also bad at sports lol
Aww man, I got
Constantly working (not into it)
Be gay
Always playing map painting games
And
Declared a terrorist by UK government
Declared a terrorist by UK government
By the sounds of it, this one is fairly easy to do.
Where’s
Work
Come home too exhausted to do anything worthwhile
Sleep
Work
I don’t think it falls into the first category because I really don’t give a shit about my job. I just have no energy.
I don’t mean to be snide or clever, but it sounds like you care about your job a lot. At the very least what would happen if you did not have that job. I feel for that and it sounds like you might need to talk to someone. Could be over analyzing a small comment on the internet but your short lines of text felt… raw.
Good luck buck.
I think a lot of it is Long Covid, to be honest. After I had Covid I started sleeping really poorly, and I still do. I also really need to lose weight.
As far as my job goes it’s actually pretty cushy. Of course, if I could find a way to survive without it, I’d quit in a heartbeat - as I imagine many people would.
I’ve been a combination of all 3 my entire 30’s. Was obsessed with work, had kids. Got fat because of having said kids, got back into lifting weights, and I have almost 0 social media presence.
You’re not fat, just ready for the economic winter
First I started a family and then I promptly disappeared. I still have little to no social media presence. This really the only place I’m active online.
Dad?
I’m top-left (my job pays well, it’s engaging, and it has a positive impact on the world).
I have some friends in a 5th category that are hyper-busy with traveling, social engagements, etc. I feel like I have to book time with them weeks in advance.
The “Why is nobody joining my games on X-Box?” answer guide.
Most of this was correct

Da gays in category four, clap with me! 👏 👏 👏 cha-cha-cha
Fifth category: Everybody has forgotten about YOU, and you essentially no longer exist.
Top dead center.
40s is the same, but one of them is dead
I was going to say: There’s no space for dead, moved to Austin in the 10s, or crippling pain killer addiction.
All sub sections of category 4
I spent some time dabbling in all four categories during my thirties. Never really excelling in any of them.
you spent time dabbling in making a family? how’s the child support payments?
I never successfully conceived. I guess I wasn’t doing it right.
You gotta give a creampie. In her vagina.
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There’s also the “still acting like they’re 16 years old” and they’re as bad if not worse than all the other cathegories
I’m number four. I mean, I was. Those people have probably all forgotten about me by now.
It is a peaceful life.
I lurk in the high school chat, saying nothing all year round except “happy birthday” or “congrats” (baby/marathon)
They didn’t have any of that new-fangled stuff when i was in school.

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