I have a secret! I wear glasses!!
“My, oh my, what a husky deep voice you have Pink Ranger”
Those are just chest armor, you didn’t know?
One day soon I’m gonna tell the moon about the crying game.
He’s pulling it off, though, that’s one rockin’ bod.
What the fuck is this picture
Kind of reminds me of Nobody Speak.
So they’re trying to stop him from calling a vote on a bill that would create a pathway to citizenship for foreign workers. It’s xenophobes resorting to force because they’re afraid they can’t win democratically. Makes sense given how conservative Japan is and how low voter turnout is among the youth.
Thanks, I needed this 🤣🤣🤣
If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.
Also generational wealth. That will save you from working too
Yeah I prefer this option.
Ohhh I’d have made such a good trust fund baby! I feel I really missed my calling in life.
Though luck in not popping out from the “right” vagina.
There are probably loads of introverted trust fund babies that we never hear about. It’s just the loud mouth ones that get all the attention
Yeah. I would have been great at that too! Except I’d have 1 more dollar than you, and I’d be a total shitstain about it all day every day. Just constantly reminding you that I have more money than you do, until you go crazy and shoot me. That’s when you find out I have a full body laser suit protection that disintegrates any threat that come into my personal space. Including bullets.
What? Do you NOT have the body laser 9000? Pssshhhh, bloody peasant! See? This is why I have more money than you!
Nah, I’d be that guy that had just enough money to make life look easy to all the wagies. I’d have some bs job, a nice but modest house. As those around me age prematurely from the stresses of capitalism I’ll just be there, making a good life look effortless.
Every now and then a look of pity and derision will flash across my face. My friends won’t consciously clock this. But subconsciously they’ll know. Know that I’m hashtagged blessed, and they stay up at night thinking about how to keep them bills paid.
Far douchier than a laser suit.
Calm down there, satan.
My man has an incredible figure
That’s cause he is the pink ranger!
Please put the mask back on
Finding out this is what your dad does as his job
the only way to win that interaction, there, is to flash an even bigger creepy smile after the mask comes off.
Keep the arm around him, hold a long intense stoic stare followed with, “… put the mask back on,” with the calmest menace you can muster
Dude has the figure and the body language, and obviously likes what he’s doing. He’s into it. You aren’t gonna win that game. Because what if you smile at him and he smiles back for real?
Clearly you haven’t been in the Marines. Gay chicken ends when either party admits defeat, or in the hospital from old age after many, many years of happy marriage.
I hear you get good benefits if you’re married…
A Bugs Bunny-esque kiss would do.
Pink Ranger was hot. Kid, you could’ve done worse
Does that kid not know what weird techno spawn egg he came out of three hours ago?
Welcome to the future, fucko
Did they expect the on-screen actor here?
You mean Amy Jo Johnson? Pretty sure she would be roughly 50 these days.
- Still looks amazing.
Damn, you’re not lying…
55? No that’s not possible. That would mean I’m… Oh fuck
How many pink rangers have there been at this point? So many sentai shows in Japan, so many generations of Power Rangers in the US. Probably more I don’t even know about. Have we broken 100 yet?
Assuming that there was 1 pink team member for every series, 49 super sentai and 30 power rangers. That’s 79. And from the way things are going, it’s going to remain 79 for a long while.
Obviously this doesn’t take into account edge cases where pink team members span series or are replaced mid-series
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At least he didn’t hover-hand.
Wait a minute, that ain’t Martha Root!?
Thanks for saying that. I had no idea about this!
Yeah, she is pretty cool, and you’re welcome :)
