Currently sitting on my toilet trying to be quiet and this damn thing is making my ass sound like a brass only orchestra 🫩

  • quick_snail@feddit.nl
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    8 days ago

    No. The Gatorade bottle replaced the bidet you fill it with water and use the water to clean your butthole after pooping

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      8 days ago

      Gatorade bottle? The mouth on that is huge and the plastic too thick - use a cheap water bottle and spike a hole in the cap with a screw driver. Gotta get that precision steam to blast away the sand fleas trying to crawl around.