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minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·5 months agoPractice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.
minus-squarebrokenlcd@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-25 months agoYes, start small, lift the plastic door off the hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you’ll be able to lift that whole ass target.
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoLocal target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoPrimary suspect is a Californian woman in a carmine trenchcoat
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoCarry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoI got a Target on my back and it’s heavy as fuck
minus-squaremerari42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoShoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.
minus-squarePipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoHere is an alternative Piped link(s): Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube. I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.
Yes, start small, lift the plastic door off the hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you’ll be able to lift that whole ass target.
Local target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled
Primary suspect is a Californian woman in a carmine trenchcoat
Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.
I got a Target on my back and it’s heavy as fuck
Shoplifting began in ancient Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within.
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Phoenicia where thieves would literally lift the corner of a shop in order to snatch the sweet, sweet olives within
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.