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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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    Davidson supported Hillary Clinton in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, and on December 5, 2017, he wrote on his Instagram account that he got a tattoo on his leg of Clinton, whom he called his “hero”, a “badass”, and “one of the strongest people in the universe”. Clinton thanked Davidson, joking: “This makes it significantly less awkward that I’ve had a Pete Davidson tattoo for years.”

    Ok, Hillary. I’ll let you have that one.

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      Demonstrating that she even had a better sense of humor than HitlerPig.

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        You’re still trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen?

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          I haven’t used it for a while, so I thought I’d take it out for a spin.

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        To be fair, everyone does. I’ll never understand why people think he’s funny.

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          Only other cruel dickheads that like to punch down.

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      https://youtu.be/iPTEVRKASpI&t=0m18s

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    Oh please, in the real pic he did not look like that. Thats the real one https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/PcbQZKfhve_Xm1_BaWH3eF4jsfs/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-:watermark-!popsugar-watermark.png,-5,-5,0!-/2019/06/06/818/n/1922398/4d1e4846528cfe87_BGUS_1521094_001/i/Pete-Davidson-Kate-Beckinsale.jpg

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      So, less crazy-drugged and more lich-drugged.

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      still ugly asf

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        Guys should take note, being yourself and even moderately goblinish can be hotter than being conventionally handsome, if you’re confident, and everyone thinks you’re well hung.

        One of them - I forget which, Grande? Admitted to pushing that rumor to make it harder for Pete in the future, as women would have such high expectations. And yes as someone on the bigger side, I will say, tell people it’s average and let them be happy surprised, rather than claiming it’s huge and being a letdown.

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          No, even Kanye was not him about the size of his package.

          You have a solid point about being yourself, but the dude is a MESS.

          Or at least he was during the Kate/Ariana/ Kim phase.

          Looking strung out, two weeks behind in sleep, and fucking terrible tattoos…

          But what the fuck do I know, I certainly haven’t had his success.

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        I don’t know. I think she looks acceptable. ;)

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        You and Kate Beckinsale can giggle about it together after you guys fuck.

        Oh wait no… That was him not you.

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        With a big hog.

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      he’s even paler in that one xD

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      This pic is more funny. Extremes usually make things more funny.

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      Yeah, it is like they AI’d Eric Andre’s face onto that pic

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      I for the life of me don’t understand why people feel the need to edit photos for fake internet points.

      • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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        Silly funny?

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          You could have literally posted the same thing without editing the photo.

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            Thats not silly. This photo is funny. The added edit makes it more funny by adding silly. A big part of humor is usually hyperbole.

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              That picture wasn’t edited to drastically change his appearance.

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                You’re missing my Point

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                  No I’m not, you’re “meme” is just misleading. I don’t even know why I’m talking to you. Your comment history is insane, and all you do is argue with people.

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        Easily explained: for rhetorical effect and humour. Now, tell us why you feel the need to have a huge stick up your ass?

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          Ahh, thanks for explaining it. I wasn’t getting it until you showed up @jerkface@lemmy.ca

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            You say that as though you are being ironic, and yet everything in this thread supports the idea that you absolutely don’t get it. This is one of those rare cases of unintentional un-irony. Now, about that stick?

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              I’m saying that bcz i don’t care, and I’ve moved on with my life. You should too.

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    1000004581

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    He looks like an entire two drugged out jackasses.

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      I’m trying to find a still from the Tiktok 2021 sketch where he was both island boys at once, but it’s locked behind peacock

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        it’s locked behind Peacock

        Look into the following two terms; it’ll change your life for the better: Stremio & Debrid Services

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          No thanks, i don’t want to pay for piracy

          • Psythik@lemmy.world
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            I really don’t like that argument because in most countries you need a VPN to pirate without your ISP on your ass, so at the end of the day you’re paying for piracy regardless. A Debrid service is cheaper than a VPN.

            Regardless I would gladly pay double for the convenience you get from this combo. It’s way better than manually obtaining torrents and building a Jellyfin library manually. But suit yourself. Your loss.

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              You can also use a VPN for general privacy though. Not sure you can do that with debrid

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                I have Tor for that.

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                  Most websites don’t load correctly when i use tor, unfortunately

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    The trick is being funny. If you’re funny enough their eyes will be closed, if their eyes are closed, they won’t see how ugly you are.

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      The trick is being kind and attentive and listening to their needs. The funny comes from your understanding of them.

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      This is the way as a less than attractive man

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    Pete Davidson is worth 8 million. He’s not uber rich but he’s not just some guy.

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      All the women listed are considerably more rich.

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      he’s also got drug abuse problems and serious mental illness that trigger the ‘i can fix him’ instinct

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      AMD he’s got a magnum dong.

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      He got that Saudi blood money.

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    He looks like strung out JD from scrubs.

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    Her first husband was Michael Sheen. I think that’s her type. A dweepy looking guy with a big slong and humor. It’s like a sleeper car or sleeper pc.

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      She did him dirty, too. Imagine being with Michael Sheen and you cheat with the director of fuckin Underworld.

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        Especially when Michael Sheen was the coolest part of Underworld. Well, Bill Nighy too, but he’s the coolest guy anywhere he goes.

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          I’m not gonna compare two bad bitches

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    Never give up. I got my cert at 18 and it was the highlight of my life. Its worth every single one of those late night study sessions. Don’t let your dreams be memes!

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      Can I still go back and get my forklift certification?

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        There’s never a bad time to get forklift certified 😎

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    Not gonna lie, he looks like one of the guys holding up cardboard signs at traffic lights.

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      Crack head chic

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    I bet ol Pete can do the most drugs of anyone

    Except maybe Drug-Man

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      Keith Richards is still alive, as is Johnny Depp

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        RIP Ozzy

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        Keith Richards is still alive

        Alive, preserved, potato, potato

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    This feels even more baffling than David Spade

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      Especially since he’s gay

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        Who is? Pete or David? Because I’m pretty sure it’s neither 🤣

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          Sorry, looks like I came from a parallel universe where David Spade is gay.

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            Just one of the many Mandela effects as the Matrix gets software updates (apparently from Microsoft employees). I saw the other day that Billy Idol is going to be in concert in my town coming up. I swear dude died on an airplane of cardiac arrest or something over a decade ago.

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              He did a show or is scheduled to do a show near me and I thought about going, but the ticket prices were out of my price range. Good for him if he’s able to get that kind of money in his 70s!

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                Yeah same. Would like to go but tickets were like $159. Sorry but that’s a tank of gas (maybe).

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            Is it better there?

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              Yeah, David Bowie was alive and Donald Trump wasn’t president. But I think I Slidered over here in early 2016.

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                I’ll give you a handie if you take me and my family back with you.

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                  You think I wouldn’t have already gone back if I could?

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                Slider reference? Sick!

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    I’m working on it! I have my training scheduled for the 22nd

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    Who?

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    I can’t compete with Pete Davidson though.

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