I don’t know what the hell happened to outlook’s search function with the update to 11, but I’m convinced it was actual sabotage.

Outlook insists that no one has ever sent me anything. If I search for an email from a specific person, that person doesn’t exist. Unless sometimes they do. The first three letters of their last name, out of order? Fine, can find them no problem unless you’re looking for when they sent you an attachment. Then no.

Copy and pasting their name in to the search bar? Who the fuck you talking about guy??

Looking for an email that has “and” in the subject line?

Here’s every email you have with the letter A in it. Hope this helps! By the way have you tried CLAUDE?!

This implies that the administration is capable of seeing much past their nose

Ok.

What’s your point?

Hercule Pupro

My next car is going to have physical fucking knobs and buttons.

I’m not buying another car with a tablet to control the media and the climate, regardless of power source. If I have to buy a 10 year old rust bucket I will. I’m not going back to the tablet until there’s literally no other option available.

My favorite movie character: JC

BBAWDHY

fuck that here’s the whole thing

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I think it’s like one guy. I have him blocked and I haven’t seen it since.

Also of all the characters to insist upon, why no interrobang‽

Salty malted biscuit cupcakes. Obviously

I think… Maybe… Wait… Wait … Wait … I’m getting an idea … Hold on… I GOT IT.

we feed billionaires their own livers!

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It’s not a coincidence. Wrestling fueds are the stated strategy.

This is something tradesmen have said for a very long time. I think the original meaning has been lost online.

“It’s not stupid if it works” is basically a tacit admission that something stupid is happening, we all agree that it’s stupid, and we also kind of all know that there is a better way, but for some reason we’re not doing that.

Usually it feels like the stupid thing we’re about to do is the best option available to us.

I mean, my boy Jescob Jerome Walter did it on December 9th, 2024. Some video game guy took the rap tho

Less than accurate. Where is my wife’s boyfriend? Can’t have him out in the cold!

What uhh… What did they expect people to use it for?

He’s not totally serious he’s cardfire. Silly human

It’d be real cool if that could be made in to a mobile game. I’m so rarely at a desktop anymore

Cookbooks are, recipes by in large, are not. But for a cookbook to be infringed you’d basically have to take the entire thing, because the individual recipes are not protected.