Me neither, I can’t just stand by and do nothing, so that’s exactly what I’m going to do. I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran either.

If you’re surprised by my announcement, you clearly haven’t been following my music career very closely.

Thank you for your service 🫡

I really appreciate you - values are not values if one isn’t ready to lose something for defending them.

I have doubled the money Ed was going to pay you and given it to a children’s hospital and I encourage others to join.

I thought I was a weird choice to open for him, given I give psychology lectures for a living, but I made the decision not to open for Ed Sheeran following the silencing of Macklemore by zionist lobbies.

I am a traditional lecturer who never saw myself presenting to stadiums of that size and that opportunity is not lost on me. I have not been friends with Ed for over 10 years and will continue not to be. I believe in dialogue as a means of processing the plight of the Palestinian people.

Wow, and you’re not even denouncing Aum Shinrikyo’s subway sarin gas attack. Way to tell on yourself, buddy!

I really didn’t think you had it in you. I’m glad you proved me wrong. So proud!

Brave person! I feel inspired… I too have decided not to open for Ed.

I think that’s a difficult position to take. I’m proud of you for taking it.

how does the rest of the band feel?

Screw all of you. I could use the money. I’ll open for ed.

::: spoiler I’ll spend my time talking about that genocide. Maybe make a slide show, and throw in references to the stadium owner’s involvement with Epstein. :::

Fucking Ed Sheeran can open his own beans! I won’t be opening for him!

I also will not be touring with him. Because I can neither sing nor dance.

Fuck Israel.

I, too, will be taking my distance from him.

We were gonna jump into Valheim 1.0 together but I cannot in good conscience build sick bases and kill monsters with him.

I’m with you. I won’t be opening for Sheeran.

I hope everyone joins us.

So brave 🫡