I mean, yeah this is certainly unpopular I guess.

Jobs in general are overrated.

You clearly haven’t been with someone who takes their job seriously. You need a blowcareeer.

Yeah going to have to disagree here. I both love giving and receiving oral sex. At times I like it better than intercourse. My wife orgasms with her legs wrapped around my head when I do it right.

Are you circumcized? BJs might feel mid 'cause your glans is too desensitized.

I never used to like getting blow jobs. I even once dated a girl with such a bad gag reflex that blow jobs were off the table for years and I didn’t miss them at all.

Then I met someone who absolutely loves giving blow jobs and that all changed. She’s able to push past her gag reflex, she’s able to take my entire dick down her throat and she’s able to keep it up until I inevitably cum. I feel incredibly lucky and I’d miss those blow jobs a lot if they ever stopped.

I’m with ya on this one. Don’t get me wrong, if vaginas didn’t exist - blowjobs would be the best thing in the world. But vaginas do exists, and they’re fucking awesome.

Anybody who thinks a blowjob should be spent with his throbbing member thrusting repeatedly in and out of someone’s mouth to their gagging point has never had head from a lip, tongue, face, hand, mouth master. You have to take part, too. Pull that thing out and rub it around on her face. Do some pushin’ between her boobs if boobs are involved. If both of you aren’t moaning, gimacing and writhing in pleasure, it’s not being done right. (There is no height requirement for 69ing - while you’re young and limber, anyway.)

Blowjobs are just kind of okay. I agree on the fact that they’re often/always bite-y if they’re trying to get more than a third into their mouth. I’ve had exactly two orgasms from blowjobs in 30-odd years of experience. I got very, very close a third time.

On the other hand, tying your partner up and face-fucking them while they choke and gag is pretty goddamn amazing, even with teeth. (Yeah, I’m a little sadistic; thankfully my partners after my ex-wife, including current, have been at least a little masochistic.) Pro-tip: quit before they vomit, both because that’s unpleasant, and also because they usually want to stop after that point. I haven’t orgasmed that way, but oh my god, so worth it.

I feel the same way about anal, you could get the same effect by putting a rubber band on a dick. Theres a bit of pressure and sensation at the asshole itself and then nothing. At least vaginally you can feel it all the way down but with anal you would get the same (or better) by just jerking off.

I get it, I do.

For most of my life I’ve been ambivalent about head. It’s so incredibly rare to find someone that makes it good.

But holy hell, when someone does? I wouldn’t trade vaginal sex for it, but I would miss it if those people most stopped while I was with them. I mean, my first experience with head had me literally climbing walls, tearing down curtains, and breaking furniture. Hard to live up to, and there’s only been two other people that could get me to orgasm via oral. None if the others really worked…

Part of that is enthusiasm. Someone who’s really into giving head is going to be better than someone doing it because they think it’s the done thing. Someone that loves sucking your cock is going to better than someone that treats it like a calling, but when the two collide? Hell yes. Absofuckinglutely!

You’re right though, the structure of the sucker’s anatomy is a limiting factor that is impossible to work around

Some people are better at them than others. I’ve had a couple toe-curling fellations, and a lot of “that’s enough dear” ones.

I don’t even love BJs but I’ve still had better ones than you have. lol

The best thing about getting a blowjob from my wife is how much it turns her on.