Does it work in reverse too: insert salmon, get cash?
It’s an atm, it just dispenses equivalent amounts of salmon that you previously stored in there.
So yes? Because cash ATMs also work in reverse: you can insert cash and it will show up in your bank account.
If this is your thumb, OP, my wife has the same thumb as you.
It’s not! But say hi to your wife and her thumb!
👍👋😊
Look, I’m all for whimsy but let’s be honest with ourselves, this is clearly a vending machine and not an ATM. It doesn’t even take cash, let alone allow salmon deposits.
Fake outrage aside, this whips and I dunno who’s out here buying 200 gram portions of frozen salmon after midnight, but they seem fun.
If they sold trout I’d call it an ATM. This is an ASM at best.
You do you, but an automated teller machine does not dispense tellers.
The size is good enough for a solo dinner with the fried fillet and a couple cups of rice.
I agree, this isn’t an ATM. It’s an automated machine, but it doesn’t provide any of the same services as a bank teller. It should instead be called an AFM (automated fishmonger machine).
AFM - Automatic fish monger
That way, AFM machine isn’t redundant. I like the way you think. This’ll give pedants years of the same shit to talk about.
FTM - Fish Transaction Machine
Can you be 100% certain that someone doesn’t consider salmon as currency? Since the automated teller machine is for giving out currency after all
Uh, what do you think S$ means? Clearly, it is Salmon-Dollars.
My cat would totally accept it as payment.
salmon deposits.
I just want to be very very clear that if you say this phrase out loud, you MUST. ARTICULATE. CAREFULLY.
Can you check your salmon balance there too?
Checking: fish
Savings: fish
At least it’s not a phish
I’ve never been to Singapore, but I think vending machines should be common enough there that they wouldn’t mistranslate it as ATM.
mistranslate
Americans when other dialects of English are allowed to do their own thing
There are real? This was a plot point on The Great North and I thought it was something they made up, like cold weather and Alanis Morrisette.
It’s real. Seen them, but never felt compelled to use one. There was one outside a small convenience store near where I live. I haven’t seen any for years though.
NORWEGIAN SALMON ASS TO MOUTH
Bass to Trout
ESPRESSO NUT TO BUTT, no no I meant
nutbean two girls and one cup! Wait no Taylor Farms totoilettable–by the restroom!
How do i deposit my weekly salmon?
In the frying pan. With some lemon pepper and garlic.
Or miso with a bit of ginger
There had to be least one (1) bear involved in the creation of this machine.
Until they swap salmon out with tuna, then it’d be correct
since only the atlantic salmon can be farmed, most salmonid species cant be farmed, they have to be caught in the wild.
I mean this with all sincerity that I wish I had one of these near me. Salmon is so damn good.
ASM: Automated Salmonoid Machine
Salmon to Mouth to ass!!!
It’s the finale for my fish-based-erotica-paradoy of “Requiem for a dream”…
…“Aquarium Full of Creams”
Wetrium Scream?
Who’s your spawnsor for publishing?
Pangolin Parblushers
Is it true they pay on a fixed scale?
If this is real I need one near me
