Beagle Quest
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago

Dads be like

lemmy.world

message-square
32
link
fedilink
504

Dads be like

lemmy.world

ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 hours ago
message-square
32
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • raspirate@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    3 hours ago

    I have a cherished memory of one of my friends who had dozed off on our downstairs couch being woken up by the sound of my Dad digging through the fridge 3 feet in front of him wearing only his torn whitey tighties. This is what his face did all within 2 seconds as he decided he should just pretend to still be asleep…

    😴🫩😳😑

  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    8 hours ago

    This is by design. If you don’t want your friends to see dad in his underwear, go hang out at someone else’s house.

    • BoosBeau@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      8 hours ago

      That’s why I ONLY hang out at my homies. Sweet, juicy dad bods

  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    8 hours ago

    Can confirm.

    I love it when the kid’s friends visit. Just how much can I make my kids cringe?

  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    12 hours ago

    Didn’t RJ Mitte (the actor who plays Walt Jr) just die?

    • 1984@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      8 hours ago

      Suicide because people are fucking evil. I wish every single one who bullied this guy gets to be reborn as an abused animal.

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      10 hours ago

      Sadly, he did.

  • wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    10 hours ago

    Shi is weird :/

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    51
    ·
    21 hours ago

    He paid for the house to relax in, he’s gonna relax in it.

  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    59
    ·
    22 hours ago

    Your dad is fucking hot yo

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      7 hours ago

      Next: Two of the best hitmen west of the Mississippi are pointing their laser-pointers at his underwear to highlight the best parts.

    • sudoshakes@reddthat.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      9 hours ago

      This made me feel better about my body for a moment today. Thanks.

      • blibla@slrpnk.net
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        4 hours ago

        are you bryan Cranston :o

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        9 hours ago

        • sudoshakes@reddthat.com
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          5
          ·
          9 hours ago

          I can do 7 pull-ups, bike 40 miles a week, and wear a size 33 pants. At 40 years old with a titanium cage in my spine, and 4 major surgeries on my limbs.

          I’m going to give myself some grace and say that’s pretty alright for a chronic pain patient with a KIF1B gene mutation that causes rapid onset fatigue at the cellular level.

          But yes, have a bit of love handle I need to get rid of.

          • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            6 hours ago

            Meh, I ended up in bed with a guy who had a flat stomach and was sad he didn’t have any belly fat.

            They’re called love handles for a reason, they feel good to grab.

            If you’ve got your own reasons to want to get super lean, go for it, but it’s absolutely not necessary to get plenty of women to think you’re hot.

          • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            7 hours ago

            After he laughed he got into Heisenberg character and with a serious expression said, “I’m coming for you, TXGRIZZ.”

        • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          8 hours ago

          I love that they typed “Lose” instead of “L.”
          Feels oddly formal.

          Edit: My lemmy client doesn’t start playing gifs until clicked, I dislike deleting comments tho so ignore.

      • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        9 hours ago

        You’re welcome!

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      54
      ·
      22 hours ago

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      19 hours ago

      bryan cranston of course.

  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    33
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    22 hours ago

    Nah. Dad would be full-on naked. How do I know? Because I’m Dad.

    • Kairos@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      22
      ·
      21 hours ago

      Hi, Dad, I’m hungry

      • blibla@slrpnk.net
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        4 hours ago

        hi hungry

    • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      22 hours ago

      Great way to catch a charge

      • djdarren@piefed.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        16 hours ago

        WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BEING NAKED? DELICIOUSLY NAKED?

      • GonzoAtBarstow@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        21 hours ago

        I thought this was America?

        • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          7 hours ago

          Where we definitely don’t have any massive societal hang-ups about nudity.

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          20 hours ago

          Exactly: the most incarceration-crazed country in the world.

        • REDACTED@infosec.pub
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          19 hours ago

          I think you’re thinking of French

  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    17 hours ago

    Glorious.

  • Gonzako@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    18 hours ago

    Yep, that’s me too tbh

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 5.45K users / day
  • 9.11K users / week
  • 14.6K users / month
  • 27.6K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 42.3K subscribers
  • 12.1K Posts
  • 234K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.20
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org