“If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists?”
– a professional racist
Yes, NICE will kick down your door in the middle of the night bearing baklava and armed with shish kebabs. It will be a real PITA for Anglo-Americans and terror will reign among hummous.
… I want shawarma and baklava…
I don’t know about WASPs, but Greek Americans might pick fights about what a proper baklava is. Call it inter-communal tensions if you will.
DEMS IN DISARRAY
Try eating baklava while wearing a balaclava
Now my face is all sticky…
Got me daydreaming about a career as a NICE agent, cruising around an unmarked luxury SUV with a ski mask on just giving people rides and passing out snacks
* knock knock *
Our comprehensive surveillance indicates you are having a Bad Time. I hope this dish of stuffed grape leaves and olives help make things a little better.
Here you go! No ski mask in summer though
The ski mask is a big part of the appeal, I’m kinda shy
Oh my god you just made me realize how much my life has been lacking kebabs and baklava lately.
Yummmm, is that a list we can put ourselves on? Can we make it nationwide, take all that ice funding, rather than just Michigan?
The middle east of the night
An Arabian night?
I just want kebab now 😭
That sounds amazing.
If I leave the door open can they not break anything? I’m usually still up in the middle of the night, we can have a little impromptu party!
“If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists?”
She’s so close. Just think a moment more on that. Why do you think God took power away from you?
Oh man, I could use a shawarma right about now
Forgive me, I know El-Sayed’s victory over Mike Rogers in Michigan has been extremely difficult for Islamophobes and anti-Arab racists to come to terms with, particularly since it comes hot on the heels of Zohran Mamdani’s Muslim takeover of New York. So I would like to send everyone mourning the midterms my thoughts and sharia prayers.
Poor old Loomer, in particular, seems in need of prayers at this time; she is having a very public crisis of faith.
Mhhhh, tasty 😋
