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LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago

He's the one

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He's the one

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LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 hours ago
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    He’s beginning to believe.

  • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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    There is no straw

  • supermeiaman@lemmy.world
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    Is he a turtle?

    • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldOP
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      The teenage mutant ninja kind

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    Man The Matrix deserved to stay in the culture longer. It even became double-relevant with the trans-themes

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      It’s been my favorite movie since I was 11.

      My reasons for liking it have changed a number of times as I grew older, but the movie has always been good.

      Part of the reason that I like it so much is that you can fit into so many different allegories, but the core message of “change is hard, but you shouldn’t give up hope because life gets better” stays the same.

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      I rephrased this a few times, but basically Columbine happened and that was the end of that.

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        That explains why the never made any sequels.

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      Like it is a genuinely good film and here is how I know. I have only seen it once, opening week in 1999 before any of the hype had built. There was 6 of us in theater.

      Despite it being 27 years, I can still tell you key characters and plot points after all this time. That is how you know it was great. The sequels… not so much.

      • 13Tb0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        The original film was close to perfection, the second film had its moments, like the night club scene and the introduction of the twins and flipping an SUV with a samurai sword, and the third… basically only thing I remember is watching a live-action version of a DBZ fight, which was awesome to watch in the theatre and obviously still miles better than any fight in the actual live-action DBZ movie… But I couldn’t tell you what the rest of the film was about.

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    What good is a phone call when you have no mouth to speak (because it’s stuffed full of straws)?

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    Which was the style at the time.

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    Should’ve been all red straws

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    Which training program did neo have to load for this?

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      Your mom’s college years.

      • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        So that skill is genetic, then?

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          Not quite sure what this means but checking your post history just in case

    • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.worldOP
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      Absolute legend vol. 3

    • NovaVeles@lemmy.world
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      Waterbed drinking 101

    • Vitaly@feddit.uk
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      The whole pornhub catalogue

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    That’s because straw backwards is warts.

    …

    This doesn’t have to do with anything but I just thought you guys should know.

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    slay

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    I remember when you would see people walking round dressed like this all the time.

    • TrollTrollrolllol@lemmy.world
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      I grew up in Phoenix, I saw people walking around wearing black dusters and military boots in July.

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    “…”

    “whoa”

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    So the jaw can be unhinged, but what about the gag reflex?

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      That can be overcome with training or you could just not shove them that far back.

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    In hindsight the matrix seems like an attempt or reflection of the idea that programming is the peak of nerdery, and nerds are cool.

    Ohhiw we’ve learned since then.

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      It can be a power for good and evil, it just depends on which pill you take.

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