I thought line cooks cook lines.
so close! they actually snort them :)
How many lines can a line cook cook if line cooks could cook lines?
Hoovin’ a little shneef.
No, they cook while doing lines off the prep table.
No they absolutely do not. What are you, some kind of savage? That’s cross-contamination.
In the office. The freezer. Bathroom. Car. Stairwell. Stock room. And alley way. Never the prep table. That’s for fucking the server after hours.
Wait I thought fucking the server was also on a counter but I thought it was the bathroom counter.
Found the lifer.
Do you have any raw diet options?
I’m tired of wondering if every little thing is AI nowadays.
Glad I’m not the only one who always read it that way.
Have you tried their human spice blend?
Eh, not sure about recommending it, it varies from person to person.
Alright boys, fava beans and Chianti are back on the menu.
World of Warcraft font and quest mark! The Forsaken keep forgetting they’re not supposed to eat people.
Are you saying Im not supposed to use my racial ability?
If they didn’t correct it, I’m sure most
peopleFOOD wouldn’t notice.Cook for* people
Yeah, I was going to say, that’s the better joke.
Stick a little /\ between the words and write “for” underneath.
four*
Forty*
“What’s the difference?” - Cannibals
It’s a cook or be cooked world out there
I’ll have the grilled long pig, please.
Is THAT where Timothy went?!
