Fucking autocorrect had it as ‘rage’
The bird:
You mean the dog?
(Not related)
Behold, dog.
Bird is cool, setup is fine, carpet needs serious steam cleaning
Is that carpet?? I thought it was concrete
Carpet has cracks and pitting?
That’s what it looked like to me, admittedly I didn’t look too hard or carefully when I first glanced at it
6/10
I would give more because of the bird, but you asked to ignore it…
Is that a Fleshlight I spy?
no that’s a turkey
Gobbles nervously
Gobble gobble motherfucker
Great cable management!
(┛✧Д✧))┛彡┻━┻
Edit:
(ヘ・_・)ヘ┳━┳
That’s a fucking sexy turkey.
Let Me Solo Her figure next to Fleshlight? Hmm 🤔
Oh, he’s soloing all right…
0.5/10 without the birb. 17/10 with the birb.
9/10. I’d have given it a 10 but I didn’t see any lube. You got the fleshlight and tissues ready but no lube.
You can’t just ignore the bird when bird is equal to or greater than the word smh head!
bachelor/10
Bro has a mini fridge no keyboard
I think that’s a subwoofer on the floor not a computer tower.