You rat-fucking goons hired by psychopathic corporate weasels, shove your amazing [product] down my throat until I choke on the microplastics.
You thought this was a discussion platform? Moron, this is an advertising platform. Hawk your trash, traitors!
Haha, wouldn’t it be funny if you fugged the Dune™ 2 popcorn bucket, now in cinemas near you, starring Zendaya and Christopher Walken, tickets available online?