Saber toothed tigers should be called walrus cats.
Walcat, if you will.
Can we also call spiders “saber-toothed ants”? Oh, and then there’s also “saber-toothed worms”.
I’m sure none of this will trigger anyone.
I like how you think.
You’re going places
Technically they’re closer to sea lions than seals… So really, sea lions should have been called sea tigers, than walrus would be saber-toothed sea tigers…
This guy walruses.
goo goo gajoo…
*Walrii
“I am the saber-toothed seal” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it, though…
Coo coo ca choo
Their own fault for using a misnomer.
Can we get a evolutionary scientist in here?
I understand sabre-teeth have come up a few times in the record. Are walrus sabre-toothed for real?
Don’t worry, I did my own research.
I trust you implicitly
Salmon used to have sabreteeth! Some of them, anyway. They were big fucking fish.
They don’t look that much like seals.
They should be called “saber-toothed wilford-brimleys”.
Sabertoothed obese seals.
I think you might be onto something.
I can’t remember ever laughing out loud at a title alone.
Walrii!
