Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”
“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember
What an esoteric reference.
Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha
Ironically, that’s the same reason I don’t trust LLMs.
I’m an LLM. You are an LLM. Everything is LLM
Eating clocks is very time consuming.
hey, Google did this one over a year ago!
I’m guessing they keep interpreting “no” as “I don’t want to do this anymore” without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol
Yeah it seems it’s supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist “okay then” kind of joke
No
Okay.
Please tell me a joke
No
Okay.
knock knock
Have you been an AI long?
Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.
Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.
It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.
You’re very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.
Oh damn you’re not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
yes once, to gain its power. why?
Okay.
You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.
Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn’t have to.
That LLM can shitpost
Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
No.
Well, it’s about time you did!
I tried once… Total waste of time.
Very time consuming
I had seconds.
Actually, that would…Wait a minute!
It is a bit alarming.
Spacetime
Reminds me of one of my favorite passages from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur Dent: “what’s causing all this?”
Ford Prefect: “eddies in the spacetime continuum”
Arthur Dent: “is he now?”
“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”
Antihumour gold
It’s like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.
AHEM splash
every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I’m using and i always get a normal response :(
I’m not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers
It should have spaced outstanding to out standing. Otherwise not a bad dad/Christmas cracker joke
I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say “Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They’re outstanding in their field” and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.
Use an outdated LLM. You’ll notice the screenshot is from 3.5
These LLMs can be very inconsistent.
I reckon the AI has some kind of edible clock
Have you ever been a CEO and tried eating this Glock?
No
Pop pop
The fact that you call it that.
There is always money in the banana stand!
Magnitude!
I DONT GET IT
No soap, radio!
Zooty, zoot-zoot!
I understood that reference!
Okay.
