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minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-23 days agoActually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it. Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence. If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·3 days agotbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
minus-squarechetradley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoLeads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoThat’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days ago“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoYeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
minus-squareDragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·3 days agoHe actually belonged to your mum
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoOh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·3 days agoThat’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe. 1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️
Actually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it.
Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence.
If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
tbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
Leads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
That’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
I prey you stay safe!
“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
Yeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
He actually belonged to your mum
Oh cute that dear is approaching me. I’m sure it’s not gonna have rabies or anything of the sort.
That’s why you jump on a raised object so it can’t attack you and check it’s inventory before assuming it’s safe.
1: “oh look a puppy!” 2: “watch out honey, he’s got a knife” dog: “wha- no no I don’t” 🗡️