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minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months ago(to staff) I’ll tip you $100 to string that hag along, keep feeding me coffee, come and “ask” me about operations when they’re in earshot and then tell her I’m the owner and will sit where I damn well want.
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down2·10 months agoIf you’re the owner though, giving up your seat to a customer isn’t even a question, it’s a must.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoHow do you know they’re incontinent?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoEspecially if they’re rude to your other customers.
(to staff) I’ll tip you $100 to string that hag along, keep feeding me coffee, come and “ask” me about operations when they’re in earshot and then tell her I’m the owner and will sit where I damn well want.
If you’re the owner though, giving up your seat to a customer isn’t even a question, it’s a must.
Depends on the owner
How do you know they’re incontinent?
Especially if they’re rude to your other customers.