I think I need to call ICE and turn myself in. I’m from somewhere like Barbados, New Zealand, Uruguay or Italy…I’ve been living in the US for sooooo long that my English is practically perfect. Please deport me. My home country misses my economic contributions.
SLPT: Not an immigrant? Can’t afford to flee the country? Try getting deported by pretending to be a migrant!
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