Ground beefillionaire. It’s surprisingly affordable, but for the best quality cuts, you have to work for it.

Good! Turns out that after much painstaking painful research, we discovered the blow in blowjob is a euphemism!

Fascists.

Edit: They are technically edible, just very hard to stomach.

HOOOOOOOOONK! Lol.

It’s stupid enough to be on-brand for this administration, but dick-move’ish enough to also be on brand for this administration.

Was this embarrassment born of stupidity, or being a dick?

Malcolm Apollo Skywalker at your service.

Never met a bean I didn’t love.

I’ve never had such a toxic statement come from the person who is supposed to look out for their employees wellbeing. They at least act like they have your best interest at heart.

Sorry to hear about your rough time. If I can share an insight, in the hopes you find it helpful; you have an overly high view of what managers are and do. Good ones try to do this, but the default is not this at all.

Your managers are there to make sure you get the job done in a manner consistent with their operating policies and proceedures. This can vary a lot depending on the job and industry, but it usually means, fast and cheap and profitable.

At no point does your well being enter into the equation. The very rare exception is for highly skilled ultra-rare empoyees in critical roles. They are too valuable to lose and get some consideration. Everyone else is disposable.

It’s cheaper and easier to fire somone you lose confidence in, than it is to deal with someone with chronic issues who can’t seperate their personal and professional life. Your messaging would be interpreted by most managers in this context. You’re sowing the seeds of doubt and it can’t help and can only hurt your standing in a company.

My advice, seek comfort and support outside of work. Don’t let your boss know anything worse than cold&flu. Never share chronic conditions unless absolutely necessary. It almost never helps, but can and will be used against you in a secret court of employer opinion.

Source: Am manager, Have hired and fired many times, never because I wanted to. Always because the business demanded it.

I love a good news day.

Not indian, nor cat, but married into indian family. I now have headbobbles. My family makes me do tricks at family gatherings for laughs.

Ironicaly, this is not the dumbest thing he’s ever said.

It’s a system. Not of Justice, but of oppression and extortion and naked power.

A wealthy elite from Wall Street to Hollywood with lots in between has a large and powerful contingent that is also Jewish American. On the whole, it is a large attractor to support for Israel. Every political campaign has to court the jewish vote regardless of stance to stay competitive in votes and campaign finance.

Ask Chuck Schumer what his job is.

You are you! You can and must judge. For yourself, naturally.

Choices abound. Make one, move, stretch your legs a bit?

Online dating is a bit of a misnomer. It’s not dating. It allows people to optimize selection based on superficiality, and stops anyone from from getting to know anyone. It’s also high stakes because arranged meets with matches are purpose driven.

Put it down. Turn it off. Go do something you love and meet people. All sorts of people. Have fun, casually. Somewhere in there, you’ll find someone special.

(Not directed to you OP, just online daters in general)

Yah, you’re not walking away from that so casually. Gimme the story in 300 words or less. ;)

Edit. Never mind. I saw the post right after. Thanks for sharing.

Dom Perignon?

Double Penetration?

Donkey Punch?

Democratic Party?

Deep Purple?

Director of Photography?

Dense Patterns?

Dinner Parties?

Please give me your neighbours number so I can ask for clarification.

You can always rub one out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) P.S. Should fix your door.