He looks like he may be a giant brain worm wearing a corpse.

Democrats should have listened to Bernie Sanders, Captain Obvious says.

On chess, there is a moment in 2001: a Space Odyssey wherein HAL and Frank Poole are playing chess. A more attentive person than me pointed out HAL cheated. I paused and looked at the board forever. I almost gave up. I thought I would never figure it out. Finally figured it out! I have never felt so smart for wasting so much time.

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I couldn’t resist.

Part of the ritual of buying a new Switch game for me is licking it. More difficult for digital downloads, but I was determined and found a way.

Fun fact: timbits were named so in honour of his fatal drunk driving car accident.

What is the exclusion zone for campaign signs around a voting place in the US? The article makes it sound like they are right at the site? Or he carried the sign from somewhere else to destroy it on site?

Non-United-Statesian here; try it; trust me.

“How appropriate. You fight like a cow!”

Of course, it just reminded me a little of the “a vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy” gag.

People who support Trump post things Trump said. People who support Harris post things Trump said.

This might be a US thing. I have worked in — what I consider — pretty unfulfilling jobs, but they usually still insist I take my vacation time and remind me to take breaks. Maybe it secretly came back in my performance review in obscure ways so I might also be an idiot.

Or force them to admit they are selling it for real without all the license mumbo jumbo. They have always known what “buy now” buttons were meant to lead you to believe. And — in my humble opinion — you aren’t wrong for believing that; they are.

Also, the sunlight suggests it’s summer in the first photo (or at least not winter).

Diabetic people probably care about egg prices. Low-carb diets were a bit pricier already. But I’m going to go out supposing you are really asking why every article about inflation for the past two years focuses on eggs. I just assumed it was a manifestation of that meme about United Statesians desperately grasping for any metric other than the metric system to quantify the world around them.

You now have me wondering if the killer tomatoes in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes are venomous.