The example they used had the turning circle of an oil tanker and would have trouble with a lot of corners. Any normal vehicle would be fine.

There’s no entitlement like the entitlement of shit drivers.

Yeah, I guess it’s completely beyond the bounds of possibility to spend a day counting and then divide one number by another. Impossible.

Ignored, but commented on.

You just have to get the work experience kid to count the number of people going in during the day. Divide their income by that number x number of days it’s open in a year and you can instantly tell if it’s laundering money.

Because they can sit outside and see how many people go in for a day or two, look at the books and instantly see if they are laundering money. Daily visits: 25, income £10,000 is either a bit of a red flag or a fucking expensive hair cut.

I will not buy anything from any company that puts advertising in space. I will also make it my life’s work to persuade everyone else likewise.

Doesn’t that make it rather difficult to walk?

Seems a bit daft to do your money laundering with a type of business that is renown for money laundering. Seems like they would be very likely to be visited by the authorities.

Supposedly because they are fronts for money laundering. It is such common knowledge that it seems like they would be the first places to get a visit from the constabulary or Customs and Excise, so I’m wondering if they actually are.

Beer is on the list! Get in! I knew it was good for me.

Seems to me that this demonstrates that the checkpoints are working really well.

Next year could be slightly better or worse. The next decade will definitely be worse, as climate change really starts to bite. Over the next century? We are as fucked as the planet will be, unless some serious societal changes happen. Trouble is they won’t happen while billionaire psychopaths control everything.

It’s actually easier than that. You just remove the stone that you don’t want to be part of the statue.

Well, some do. Probably about 0.001% of them, but it’s bound to trickle down to everyone else.

It would make a million millionaires, to be precise. Or if you chopped him up fine enough, you could give everyone in the US $2,800.

Well shit. Maybe having your entire economy built around a fossil fuel with a limited quantity, which is also rendering the planet uninhabitable, might have been a bad idea. Oh well, at least you have billionaires, and soon - a trillionaire. Makes it all worthwhile.

No.

Taking Elsie to work that day in October.

You never know, it might prompt us to realise that we are all on the same planet, in the vast emptiness of space, with no planet B within travelling range. It might make us stop our petty squabbling and work together to protect our home.

Lol. Nah.