Police: “How high are you?”

Driver: “It’s hi, how are you”

“Make me blue, 8ft tall, nice tits”

Is she like pinocchio, except every time she lies her chin gets bigger?

It is sad how much ideology has to crap on the futures of the vulnerable. I’m glad El-Sayed is pushing for the things that many countries already give their population. Not everything has to be a profit race to the bottom

What about the one where Fry sleeps with his own grandmother to become his own grandfather?