TheLowestStone

I don’t know how anyone will be surprised when the price of literally everything starts skyrocketing again next year.

The average person is incredibly dumb.

Absolutely. The way things are looking, we’re going to need all the friends we can get.

Chef’s and butchers too. We know know how to take a body apart and clean up blood.

Everyone looking for “the” answer needs to realize it was a ton of stuff. Lack of a primary, failing to separate from Biden, campaigning with Republicans, failure to take a hard stance on genocide, ignorant/ill-informed voters, propaganga, misogyny, and racism are only some of the reasons.

This is good but it isn’t quite the same thing. I want my phone to auto restart if I haven’t unlocked in for 12 hours.

Mostly my mental health.

I’m looking forward to joining the dozens with my nexto phone v

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

Thank goodness we didn’t elect Bill Clinton this year. That would have been a disaster.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

I could really use an adult latte right about now.

I’ll blame both.

Best of luck to you.

Just curious, where are you going? My wife doesn’t want to move further from her family or we would be in New Zealand already.

The gun store closes before I get home from work. That’s why I’m going tomorrow.

Half of them have heart attacks walking up the stairs and the other half turn to ash when touched by sunlight.

Nah, let’s all take a good honest look at what’s happening and start preparing for it.

You go ahead and make bingo cards, I’ll be prepping for the civil war.

Well, in that case, I would not mind a good slamming.

I’m going to go ahead and put piss weasel in my pocket for later.